Hot People Road Trip

Uninspired ramblings from my move cross-country.

Stop 1 - 3:59 am AST. Breakfast in Elmsdale. Still dark. So tired. Poured Tim Horton's coffee into the thermos.













Stop 2 - 4:04 am AST. Gas up at Elmsdale Petro-Can (in my head I'm saying Elumsdale). Mysterious 24-hr gas station in the woods with even more mysterious security system. Old bugs washed off windows.










5:11 am AST. Springhill, NS billboard: You should see us now! (What were you like before?!?!)

5:?? am AST. New Brunswick billboard: No small wonders! (or big ones?)

Stop 3 - 6:08 am AST. Gas up in Moncton/Magnetic Hill. CBC reports Stephen Harper eating seal. Bold political move, but no accounting for taste. Sun just coming up. Poured Tim Horton's coffee out of thermos. Into lap.










Stop 4 - 9:53 am AST. Gas up in Edmundston. Jeezly hot. In & out of not quite sleep. Pleased, since I missed most of boring NB TCH.










Stop 5 - 12:09 pm EST. Listening to Dion album. Man, nothing ever goes right for that guy. Driver nearly kills us missing a stop sign at the Laurier Station Ultramar. Getting very hot and very hungry.










3:00 p.m. EST. Discovered Ontario.